http://ask-haymitchabernathy.tumblr.com
In this one I’ll be using screenshots of the questions and using a background to type answers onto.
Haymitch will also be sharing what’s happening in his personal life back in District 12.
YOU WILL FOLLOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE BEARD.
misiaaliceannie asked: since when are you following me?! Wow, I feel special. I never had a beard follow me. It's cool.
Haha, I follow my followers.
You are special. Just like the beard.
ALL HALE THE BEARD.
amelia-erin asked: Are you upset you didn't get any glory in the books? Do you ever fantasize about finding Suzanne Collins and making her pay for her grave oversight?
I told suzanne collins that I didn’t want to be in the book, so I could have a grand entrance for the movie! Trust me, I originally was going to be the main character instead of katniss.
Anonymous asked: I love you.
The beard loves you too.
youshouldhaveletmesleep asked: You wear Seneca Crane tbh
Yep.
Anonymous asked: omg did you watch hairspary? and good hair? and another question are a jealous od hagirds/dumbledores beard a little bit? no jk, you are the beard overlord, im sorry your magesty
I have seen every movie about hair ever created.
bunnyinafez asked: who would win in a fight to the death, Proffessor Beard? You, Dumbledore's beard, or Father Christmas's beard?
I would, of coarse! Those beards are amateur. They can’t even call themselves beards.