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Ask Haymitch has just opened! Be the first to submit a question!

http://ask-haymitchabernathy.tumblr.com

In this one I’ll be using screenshots of the questions and using a background to type answers onto. 

Haymitch will also be sharing what’s happening in his personal life back in District 12.

YOU WILL FOLLOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE BEARD.

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misiaaliceannie asked: since when are you following me?! Wow, I feel special. I never had a beard follow me. It's cool.

Haha, I follow my followers. 

You are special. Just like the beard. 

ALL HALE THE BEARD.

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amelia-erin asked: Are you upset you didn't get any glory in the books? Do you ever fantasize about finding Suzanne Collins and making her pay for her grave oversight?

I told suzanne collins that I didn’t want to be in the book, so I could have a grand entrance for the movie! Trust me, I originally was going to be the main character instead of katniss.

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Anonymous asked: I love you.

The beard loves you too.

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girlwhowasonfire:

peetatoast:

He’s so dedicated :’)



Now he’s just bragging. :P

girlwhowasonfire:

peetatoast:

He’s so dedicated :’)

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Now he’s just bragging. :P

(via theycanthavedessertandyoucan-de)

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youshouldhaveletmesleep asked: You wear Seneca Crane tbh

Yep. 

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If Tumblr was shutting down tomorrow, message me one thing you’d want to tell me

burrit0s:

Do it.

(via lovethroughthedarkdays)

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Anonymous asked: omg did you watch hairspary? and good hair? and another question are a jealous od hagirds/dumbledores beard a little bit? no jk, you are the beard overlord, im sorry your magesty

I have seen every movie about hair ever created.

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ask-the-girl-on-fire:

canitbesummerforever:

flipflopsanddbikinitops:

togetherforeverrrrr:

b3achesandbikinis:

girls-just-wanna-have-sun:

thatsdopebrah:

canitbesummerforever:

want this? 
-reblog.
-click here and hit yes.
and watch them pour in.
dont believe me? read the bottom right corner.

HOLY SHIT! GAINED 100 IN 30 MINUTES?!

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg. ^you only gained 100? I reblogged twice and gained 600

300 followers overnight! (: (: (:

i went from 27 to 900 in 2 days.

This is crazy. I reblogged it thinking it wasnt going to work… and I went and ate dinner, and came back with 200 more followers!!!!!!!!!

reblogging again to spread the joy!

Whatever……. 
I’m just really bored… if this works….. 

ask-the-girl-on-fire:

canitbesummerforever:

flipflopsanddbikinitops:

togetherforeverrrrr:

b3achesandbikinis:

girls-just-wanna-have-sun:

thatsdopebrah:

canitbesummerforever:

want this? 

-reblog.

-click here and hit yes.

and watch them pour in.

dont believe me? read the bottom right corner.

HOLY SHIT! GAINED 100 IN 30 MINUTES?!

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg. ^you only gained 100? I reblogged twice and gained 600

300 followers overnight! (: (: (:

i went from 27 to 900 in 2 days.

This is crazy. I reblogged it thinking it wasnt going to work… and I went and ate dinner, and came back with 200 more followers!!!!!!!!!

reblogging again to spread the joy!

Whatever……. 

I’m just really bored… if this works….. 

(Source: zombieboyj, via saamtemple)

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bunnyinafez asked: who would win in a fight to the death, Proffessor Beard? You, Dumbledore's beard, or Father Christmas's beard?

I would, of coarse! Those beards are amateur. They can’t even call themselves beards.